Hasty Harness and the Dreaded Square Knot (spoiler: your back will break before the knot does)

A hasty harness, made from webbing, may be all you need for a short rap or a top belay on a mild pitch. I've tied them for people who simply forgot to bring a harness, or who didn't expect to do more than a few raps ever. A good summary is at animated knots.   Or look here.
hasty animated knots
For years, we were told to tie off the ends with a square knot -- there really isn't much else to use, because you need to pull the excess webbing, from opposite directions, rather tightly. I remember testing the lone square knot by bouncing up and down 50x, while hanging in the harness from a pull-up bar; I had drawn lines at the points where the webbing came out of the knot. They tails did not move after 50 bounces. (In theory, a simple square knot could come undone easily if two tails were grabbed and pulled; I couldn't make that happen.)

But then climbers read the instructions, and hateful of square knots, demanded a better solution. "Grog" put in the caveat that the tails should be further tied, say by an overhand.  I have since used an overhand, or two half-hitches, to finish. But I wondered; how much difference does it make?  So here are the tests.

It's important to recognize that a weighted hasty harness will look a lot different -- here am I, hanging from an anchor in the ceiling of my stairwell: 
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hanging
In the minimal case, your hanging weight is distributed between two lines of webbing, as 4 strands coming down from the carabiner. The webbing with the knot has two strands at a roughly 90 degrees angle. Thus the tension across the knot is about 0.35x totalweight (assuming the carabiner is a perfect pulley, which it isn't).

So what is the expected strength of that knot, in the possible configurations -- 1) bare square knot, 2) square knot tied off with a half-hitch on each side, and 3) a square knot with the tails tied in an overhand?

I often use just 5/8" (~16mm) climbspec tubular webbing -- a 12' piece weighs just 3.5 oz, and can serve other purposes. Bluewater 5/8" webbing is claimed to have "strength" of 9 kN, or ~2023 lbs (it isn't clear if this is an MBS or an average).

Let's get a baseline by testing the strength of the webbing alone. I did this with a pull behind my Jeep, as I expect this would be a little bit scary with a come-along. Below is the set-up:
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car pull webbing

Note how we are using bow shackles to create quasi-capstan-clamps, which are capable of getting near the full strength of the webbing without a "loop knot;" this works because the thickness of the webbing is only about 1/9 the diameter of the pin. Three wraps reduce the force so much we can finish with just an overhand on the bow.

The breaking force was measured at 2032 lbs, which is ~the rated strength of the webbing.



Now we test the strength and behavior of the knots, with a come-along used to provide the force, in this setup:
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come_along_setup

First, the simple square knot broke at 1020 lbs (expected 1-2% uncertainty just in the linescale 3). However, starting at slightly over 800 lbs, the knot slid suddenly 2x (accompanied by a popping sound) then was quiet till breaking. Note that this force on the knot would occur when the total force on the climber was roughly 800/0.35 ~2300 lbs = 10.2 kilonewtons, which would likely cause serious injury or death.
[i took no pictures before and after for this test]

Second, the square knot with the ends tied off with 2 half-hitches, on each side of the square knot, broke at 1306 lbs. Below are the before and after configurations. (The "before" configuration was actually tied after the test, to show what the initial knot looked like.)
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square_two_half_hitches
Third, the square knot with both ends tied off in a single overhand broke at 1414 lbs:
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square_overhand

It is notable that the total force on the climbers body would be ~1414/0.35 = 4040 lbs = 18 kN which would very likely kill the climber.